President's Message, June, 2019
Post date: Sep 12, 2019 4:35:44 PM
Mike’s Message for June
Aaagh! It’s already June and I have not experienced nearly enough fun spring and summer activities! Time is rapidly running out. Quick! Grab your newsletter and see what we can do in June! Oh, wow! There’s a picnic with the blind, a dance cookout, an outdoor beach party happy hour, a scenic train ride weekend, a bike ride, volleyball every Wednesday, and a freeoutdoor concert at the Frick, minigolf, and league softball on Sundays. And we have some indoor things as well: mass and brunch in Lawrenceville, and a musical theater event at the Benedum! Whoopee! Is this a great club or what?! Of course, as your President, I intend to take full credit for everything. Nobody helped. It was all me.
….Well…OK, it wasn’t all me. I might have had a little help. But only a little. Like the picnic--that wasn’t mine. Oh, and neither were the cookout, happy hour, bike ride, volleyball or softball, musical, outdoor concert,… Oh never mind. I had a lot of help, OK! I would do more, but I am busy fending off impeachment all the time. Gimme a break, will ya?! Just go to the events and have fun. That’s all that matters. Let’s not sweat the details.
P.S. I did arrange the train ride event. But don’t worry. I won’t be driving the train. (They wouldn’t let me. Pesky conductor!)