President's Message, July, 2019

Post date: Sep 12, 2019 4:36:56 PM

Mike’s Message for July

What month is it again? I forgot. Wait, I’ll check outside. Let’s see…It’s hot and sunny. Kids are playing ball (on their cell phones of course), the ice cream drone is buzzing overhead, and CACers are preparing to go camping. It must be July! When I was a kid, I used to say, “It’s only July, so that means I have another 8 weeks before school starts again!” Well nowadays, I don’t have to worry about school. (Unless the truant officer finds out that I never attended kindergarten. I would hate to be forced to attend now, at my age. Although it would be fun, it would be so embarrassing.) The point is we can still enjoy summer even though we are all grown up. CAC is offering lots of summer events to make you smile and forget about your troubles. But you have to do your part. Put on your spats, combyour hair and come on out and play. The game is called “CAC”. It’s easy. Here’s how you play: 1) grab your newsletter and find out what’s going on. 2) Go to the event. 3) Join in on the fun. Here’s a tip:Be sure to smile. Nobody wants to see you frowning as it brings everybody down. That’s all there is to it. At the end of the year, the person who has the most fun gets a prize. (But before you get your hopes up, I should tell you that I usually win. Nyeaaaah!) But even the losers can look back and realize that at least they had a great time too. Come on out and play CAC! Last one there is a rotten egg!

Mike Kernan

Emperor Czar Potentate Supreme

(Oh, and President too)